I think school vouchers are awesome, because they simultaneously stick it to rich people by devaluing their property tax payments into the school system while sticking it to poor kids by letting them surround themselves with other kids whose possession of stuff the poor kids will never have is matched only by the disdain with which they are confronted. Suck it, $PERSONS!

(That's how school vouchers work, right? I've never had much reason to be interested in this aspect of politics.)