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[jsbowden]

Type your name at Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com) and post what you find in your LJ.



1. Jamie

The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'

2. Jamie

i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis

ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.
i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...

"Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?

ii) Girl to her friend.

"OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"

3. Jamie

A sweet girl with a cheery disposition on life, love and friendship. A cute girl.
Frank: That girl seems really nice
Tom: Oh yea she's such a Jamie.

Frank: So was she hot or what?
Tom: Cute smile great body, she was such a Jamie.

4. Jamie

i. The losing of the female virginity.
ii. A person who keeps female hymen(s) on their window ledge.
iii. A person who seeks to take a females virginity.
i. "Hey Winnifred, have you been to see Jamie yet?"
"No, Sally I'm still a virgin!"

ii. "John... what's that in that plastic cup you're holding?"
"It's a hymen Steve. I'm a Jamie!"

iii. "Billy, would you like to come round my house to play on my Nintendo?"
"Sorry Terry, I'm going out on the Jamie!"

5. Jamie

hot girl,blonde,not smart,weird,loves guys with names that start with an n and a major slut
jamie:hey nate wanna do it tonight
nate: i have nothing better to do

6. Jamie


A shy girl girl that nearly hates everything. She doesn't get a lot of boys, and if she does, they never stay in her live for long. Her friends make her ticked most of the time. Always holds a negative opinion towards herself. Relieving stress or pain is done by cutting herself. Would like to think life is just a bad dream and she can't wake up. Yet she wears bright colors and loves glitter.
Wow, you're such a Jamie, you need to become happier.
Stop being such a Jamie, you need to stop cutting youself.
Get over yourself, you Jamie, you're amazing.
Don't act like a Jamie.

7. Jamie


Also known as Jamacunt, or Jamafuck, or Jam-hoe, he spends his life playing football and is completley amazing at it, although that is pretty gay. He is often cool but sometimes can be a complete cunt. Rumours are spreading that him and edward are having gay sex...
Robb: Jamie Why are you so amazing at football

Jamie: Because my dad beats me if i don't play well..

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA u complete hoe

Rampuria: Dude that is so fag.


So there you have it; what poorly educated half-wits equate my name with.