Okay, this is just too much...

[jsbowden]

You know what sucks?

Cooling fans. Specifically, the fucking thing pulled in a few loose strands of hair.

OUCH!

Note to self, watch yourself around the racks, the machines are no longer content with being passively hostile.

This is why I get paid the semi-big bucks.

Comments

[omarius.livejournal.com]

I used to have long hair. And have made the same mistake.

PSA: when desk diving, do NOT, repeat, do NOT use a zippo lighter for illumination.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I haven't had lighter fluid for my zippo in something like 8 years now. This is probably fortunate, as I may have tried this at some point otherwise. Although, maybe not since I pretty much always have a flashlight with me (mini Mag-lites are teh aws0me, d00d!).

[thormation.livejournal.com]

See? That's why proper God-fearin' folk don't hire freaks and hippies.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Proper god fearin' folk also don't tend to have PhDs in physics and engineering, which they use to build bigger and better bombs, so that's okay then.

[jrolsma.livejournal.com]

I've always known the machines would one day rise against their human masters. This is why I am not a slave driver^W^W sys admin.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I reminded the machine who was in charge by yanking the power cord. We'll see if it gets uppity again in the future.

[jrolsma.livejournal.com]

Power to the people...uh..machines!