Oh. My. $DEITY

[jsbowden]

Next thing you know, the alt.tasteless FAQ will be available in print. This isn't it:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1890159026

It's amazing some of the things that get published.

Comments

[publius1.livejournal.com]

...you don't have a fist?

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I was gonna ask, but you seem to have gotten there first.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

No, I lack
A) A vagina of my very own
B) A person *with* a vagina who wants me to insert my fist.

I've got a fist.

But at least one of the other two is required in order to make this work.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

Well, sometimes people learn about things BEFORE they apply that knowledge!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, and other times people *don't* buy manuals on sexual acts they're unlikely to ever engage in.

Unless you've got a few copies of The Fine Art Of Cunnilingus around that I don't know about, I suspect you may see my point, here.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

Well, I lack at least one of the very important things required in order to need a book like that.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

See?

[publius1.livejournal.com]

But mine is far more important, as it bears on my ABILITY to be interested in the topic at hand!

[kjn]

Thank you for the lovely image of masturbation through self-fisting.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Again, still the wrong book. That would be "Anal Pleasure And Health", along with maybe some "Yoga For Dummies".