I've found that answering the door naked, drenched in a red liquid and holding a bloody knife only to smile cheerily and say "Oh, I'm happily pagan. Won't you come in? I'd love to discuss beliefs with you" not only makes them get off my lawn, but makes them do so at some speed. They don't come around any more, either.
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