Question for the assembled masses...

[jsbowden]

Since I'm not a Real American and I don't live or work in Real Virginia, can I stop paying federal and state taxes?

Comments

[skwidly.livejournal.com]

That only seems reasonable.

Of course, since you're an imaginary asset, now, your employers probably don't have to pay you in real money, anymore, either.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

No. You need to keep paying for all those Real Americans. After all, without the blue "fake" Americans, the red "real" Americans wouldn't be able to continue siphoning tax dollars and living in the style to which they've become accustomed.

[paradoxicmotion.livejournal.com]

Didn't you guys already try the whole secession thing once? I think I saw a movie about it once...

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

*flat stare from the very not-real-American who is paying up-to-and-including-Social-Security*

(Nice try, though.)