Question for the assembled masses...

[jsbowden]

Since I'm not a Real American and I don't live or work in Real Virginia, can I stop paying federal and state taxes?

Comments

[skwidly.livejournal.com]

That only seems reasonable.

Of course, since you're an imaginary asset, now, your employers probably don't have to pay you in real money, anymore, either.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I'm not an imaginary asset, I've just been deemed to not be a Real American by the Republican party.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

No. You need to keep paying for all those Real Americans. After all, without the blue "fake" Americans, the red "real" Americans wouldn't be able to continue siphoning tax dollars and living in the style to which they've become accustomed.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

So it would seem...

[paradoxicmotion.livejournal.com]

Didn't you guys already try the whole secession thing once? I think I saw a movie about it once...

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

We're not seceding...we're being thrown out.

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

By the ones who seceded, no less.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

*flat stare from the very not-real-American who is paying up-to-and-including-Social-Security*

(Nice try, though.)