New Pledge for a new America.

[jsbowden]

I pledge alliegance, to the flag,
Of the Christian States of America,
And to the theocracy, for which it stands,
One nation, under god,
With liberty, and justice for all people of the right color and religion,
Unless they're foriengers.

Comments

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

The Pledge of Allegiance, particularly when applied to children rather than consenting adults, is creepy enough in the standard version.

[turnberryknkn.livejournal.com]

...and yet, a critical percentage of the electorate *still* wants to vote for Nader...