Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, matey!

[jsbowden]

This was pulled from the wreckage of texas_tiger's ship on the high seas:

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	drgabster
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	anlon
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	kjn
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	robeli
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	vesuvias
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	corruptedjasper
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	920
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 17%
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Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!

Comments

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

That's vesuvias for you. If someone was gonna get the bad end of the cannon accident, it's him.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Because, you know, no one EVER expects a nuclear tipped dwarf.

[texas-tiger.livejournal.com]

That certainly explains Pompeii.

Nice pic.

[drgabster.livejournal.com]

I'm just slightly disturbed by the prospect of being someone's XO. I suppose it is better than being a cabin boy.