Just because I'm feeling particularly offensive...

[jsbowden]

From now on, I'll be referring to females who profess to be fundies as semi-autonomous self-portable vagina support units. In person, I'll address them as semi-autonomous self-portable vagina support unit nnn, where nnn is some postive integer, chosen at random.

If you're dumb enough to believe that your whole reason for existance is to service your husband's every whim while having babies until your uterus falls out, then you deserve to be belittled and mocked. In public. To your face. And I'm the asshole who's willing to do it.

Comments

[thette.livejournal.com]

I think uterus support units would be more appropriate.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Not offensive enough.

[thette.livejournal.com]

Then, I'll just applaud your assholitude with golf claps.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

The whole point is to be as offensive as possible without resorting to outright crudity. I considered just saying 'fuck it' and running with 'walking, talking pussy' but I'd rather they have to engage their brains to realize the depth of the insult. I would say it might become a habit, but then my long experience with human nature starts laughing in the background and I get all distracted.