From now on, I'll be referring to females who profess to be fundies as semi-autonomous self-portable vagina support units. In person, I'll address them as semi-autonomous self-portable vagina support unit nnn, where nnn is some postive integer, chosen at random.

If you're dumb enough to believe that your whole reason for existance is to service your husband's every whim while having babies until your uterus falls out, then you deserve to be belittled and mocked. In public. To your face. And I'm the asshole who's willing to do it.

From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com


The whole point is to be as offensive as possible without resorting to outright crudity. I considered just saying 'fuck it' and running with 'walking, talking pussy' but I'd rather they have to engage their brains to realize the depth of the insult. I would say it might become a habit, but then my long experience with human nature starts laughing in the background and I get all distracted.

From: [identity profile] blueingenue.livejournal.com


I think I would change it to ...mobile uterus support units. Then you can acronym-ize it to something pronouncable: SAMUSU

From: [identity profile] texas-tiger.livejournal.com


SAPoVa's?

*grin*

(Way to go, Jamie, please, be my guest. In fact, I wish you were down here so I could watch.)

From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com


Mostly just expressing the feeling of disgust that creeps up on me every time one of these theoretical 'people' basicly claims they exist to be a subservient sex slave and housekeeper to whichever monkey they can manage to marry.

From: [identity profile] locumtenens.livejournal.com


Ah. Just daily interactions with mindless automatons, then.
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