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??Which colour of Death is yours??
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I have decided to take this quiz just because the artwork is so pretty. I might or might not post results.

...I won't, my color was Blue and my artwork was definitely not this pretty, or even very pretty.

You went to Gloucester High School, didn't you...

You'll even find me in the yearbook if you know which one to check.

I know who you are... you used to drive a multi-colored VW bug, didn't you? Then you drove the rabbit from Hell...

Those were the days, weren't they?

Well, they were days, I'll give you that.

To whom am I typing, anyway?

I'll give you a hint...

We knew each other in Germany... and we knew each other in Gloucester.

So you worked at Bush Gardens. That narrows the list slightly.

And one more thing... you once referred to some people as "dipfuck cashiers"...

I believe I referred to just about everyone in the area who worked a till as such at least once.

You still don't know who I am, then? I'll just tell you that I wasn't a member of the Boogie Band.

Check out my website... http://www.knot-heads.com

s/air-heads/knot-heads/g

I think that would be more appropriate.

tsk tsk tsk...

You deny it then?

Besides... if I recall correctly, thinking wasn't always your strong suit.

Lack of good judgement is more like it.

Now THAT, I will agree with.

So... how's your hammer hanging?

You have no idea how amusing it is to think of you at 30+ and still as crude as ever, Ms. Tolley.

Heh heh heh...

Actually, my name is not "Ms. Tolley" anymore. I'm a happily married woman, believe it or not. And I'm still very crude.

I saw that when I visited your site, but you don't actually indicate your name, so I went with what I knew.

You can call me Mrs. Crossen... or simply "Jenny".

You do yourself a disservice above, madam.

It's not so hard to believe you're married. Why, there's an Englishman on my Friends List whose Attraction Meter you'd likely trip to the point of breaking. Nice fellow, when he's not planning the destruction of the rest of the human race for his own good.

Thanks... I think. Actually, I did manage to find a very wonderful guy... via the wonderful world of the internet. He's made me a stepmother of three kids that we never see-- they live in Arizona and their mother is intimidated by me. We're hoping to someday have one or two of our own... and with any luck, we'll be able to move out of Fairfax County someday too! No matter what I do, I can't seem to leave Virginia for very long.

And what's wrong with Fairfax, hmm?

I have zero intentions of living here forever, but it is a nice place to live with lots of things to do and a great school system.

Nothing's wrong with it. Before my parents moved to Gloucester back in 1980, we lived in Fairfax County-- right after my dad retired from the Air Force. And now I'm BACK, because my husband is in the Army. I'd just like to live somewhere else. Most people marry into the military and move AWAY from home. I married into the Army and moved BACK home-- that is, Virginia. It's a lovely state, but I'd like to see another part of the country. Frankly, I'm also sick of all the traffic up here, although living on Fort Belvoir makes it somewhat less obnoxious.

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