Cake: Lie, or Fantasy?

[jsbowden]

Wasn't it fun when we pretended we were going to murder you?

Comments

[buzz.livejournal.com]

If you become lightheaded from thirst, feel free to pass out. An incubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.

[selki.livejournal.com]

Is this related to the thanks for the donuts entry?

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Negative, ma'am!

[markerikson.livejournal.com]

Did you know that your vital organs can be donated to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls?

[selki.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Is "Cake" a person?

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

No, cake is a sweet dense bread, usually frosted. It tends to show up at various celebratory functions.