Surreality TV

Please die!

I'm once again drowning in back scatter as I get thousands of mailer daemon reports of delivery failures to non-existent addresses from MTA's that are too stupid to reject the message in the first place, as it didn't come from the domain claimed by the From: line, thanks to some dick head spammer having scraped my address off of some list and used it as the sender.

Dear stupid systems admins, please quit your jobs and kill yourselves, you're just as responsible as the slime who abuse your misconfigured systems.

I don't give a fuck that you make multiple millions of dollars, have the title of President of our division, and can theoretically fire me. If you don't quit fucking spamming my mailbox about the corporate PAC? I'll filter your worthless ass right the fuck out of my box just like any other dickhead spammer.

I don't give a fuck that you make multiple millions of dollars, have the title of President of our division, and can theoretically fire me. If you don't quit fucking spamming my mailbox about the corporate PAC? I'll filter your worthless ass right the fuck out of my box just like any other dickhead spammer.

I've won the NL lottery! Considering I don't even PLAY the lottery, much less the lottery in a small damp European country, that's quite an accomplishment.

Did someone unleash a new bit of malware that's taken over the world this morning? Over the course of the morning I've gone from ~250 pieces of spam a day to over 700 per HOUR.

Did someone unleash a new bit of malware that's taken over the world this morning? Over the course of the morning I've gone from ~250 pieces of spam a day to over 700 per HOUR.

I'm going to hunt down the asshole spammer who scraped my email address for the purpose of using it in the "From" field.

When I find it, I'm going to violate the Geneva Convention like a 16yo runaway.

When I'm done with that, I'm going to kill every fucking programmer who works on mail systems and beat this into their empty fucking craniums:

I will not send backscatter to an address from which the incoming server id and message did not originate.

Please die in a fire.

Fuck it, I'm over being polite. If I ever meet you, I'll soak your worthless ass in kerosene and light you right the fuck on fire my self. After I pull your toenails and fingernails out, just to make the soaking all that much more pleasurable.

Then I'll get nasty.

And then, when I'm done with you, me and VZW are going to have a long chat about me paying to receive your unsolicited shit. A "feature" I can't turn off.

Edit: You can turn this off, but it requires talking to a person. In billing, of all places.

All software sucks, all hardware sucks, and telcos make software and hardware look warm and cuddly.

Please die in a fire.

Fuck it, I'm over being polite. If I ever meet you, I'll soak your worthless ass in kerosene and light you right the fuck on fire my self. After I pull your toenails and fingernails out, just to make the soaking all that much more pleasurable.

Then I'll get nasty.

And then, when I'm done with you, me and VZW are going to have a long chat about me paying to receive your unsolicited shit. A "feature" I can't turn off.

Edit: You can turn this off, but it requires talking to a person. In billing, of all places.

All software sucks, all hardware sucks, and telcos make software and hardware look warm and cuddly.

I want Gmail to give me a fucking feature that allows me to block anything sent to my mail box that's in a non Roman character set.

I don't read Cyrillic, Kanji, Korean, Hindi, or Arabic. I wouldn't care so much, but I get several hundred to several thousand of these unintelligible bits of spam in any given day, and I'm NEVER going to read them. Don't quarantine them, just refuse to deliver the fucking things.