So, I was a good little drone...

I came to work this morning. I was about ten minutes later than usual, but here I am.

Drinking some water before heading off to bed was a good thing. Other than being slightly more tired than usual, it's a normal day.

Hmmm...what to do, what to do...

I wonder if anyone would notice if I started installing the new switches in the middle of the workday. They don't actually NEED connectivity after all; whenever the T-1 is down, productivity goes up.

Or maybe I'll just start killing stupid people who can't fucking follow directions, want me to install some software but don't know what it's called, and aren't exactly sure why oxygen is important to their continued existance.

I don't read minds, and even if I did, you'd have to actually have some fucking thought going on in that goddamned head of yours for me to read your theoretical mind.

So, I was a good little drone...

I came to work this morning. I was about ten minutes later than usual, but here I am.

Drinking some water before heading off to bed was a good thing. Other than being slightly more tired than usual, it's a normal day.

Hmmm...what to do, what to do...

I wonder if anyone would notice if I started installing the new switches in the middle of the workday. They don't actually NEED connectivity after all; whenever the T-1 is down, productivity goes up.

Or maybe I'll just start killing stupid people who can't fucking follow directions, want me to install some software but don't know what it's called, and aren't exactly sure why oxygen is important to their continued existance.

I don't read minds, and even if I did, you'd have to actually have some fucking thought going on in that goddamned head of yours for me to read your theoretical mind.

So, I was a good little drone...

I came to work this morning. I was about ten minutes later than usual, but here I am.

Drinking some water before heading off to bed was a good thing. Other than being slightly more tired than usual, it's a normal day.

Hmmm...what to do, what to do...

I wonder if anyone would notice if I started installing the new switches in the middle of the workday. They don't actually NEED connectivity after all; whenever the T-1 is down, productivity goes up.

Or maybe I'll just start killing stupid people who can't fucking follow directions, want me to install some software but don't know what it's called, and aren't exactly sure why oxygen is important to their continued existance.

I don't read minds, and even if I did, you'd have to actually have some fucking thought going on in that goddamned head of yours for me to read your theoretical mind.