Opposable Thumbs...

Supposedly they make us the pinnacle of evolution. I'll leave that discussion to you, my faithful readers:

I’m beginning to think ATV stands for “Anyone Tossed-off Violently.” And they have such great names. Banshee, for instance: "A female spirit believed to wail outside a house as a warning that a death will occur soon in the family," my handy dictionary says. Perfect. What's next? The Kawasaki Cataclysm? The Honda Scourge? The Suzuki Apocalypse?

The whole site is dedicated to the kind of stupidity that leads to maiming and/or death.

Opposable Thumbs...

Supposedly they make us the pinnacle of evolution. I'll leave that discussion to you, my faithful readers:

I’m beginning to think ATV stands for “Anyone Tossed-off Violently.” And they have such great names. Banshee, for instance: "A female spirit believed to wail outside a house as a warning that a death will occur soon in the family," my handy dictionary says. Perfect. What's next? The Kawasaki Cataclysm? The Honda Scourge? The Suzuki Apocalypse?

The whole site is dedicated to the kind of stupidity that leads to maiming and/or death.

Opposable Thumbs...

Supposedly they make us the pinnacle of evolution. I'll leave that discussion to you, my faithful readers:

I’m beginning to think ATV stands for “Anyone Tossed-off Violently.” And they have such great names. Banshee, for instance: "A female spirit believed to wail outside a house as a warning that a death will occur soon in the family," my handy dictionary says. Perfect. What's next? The Kawasaki Cataclysm? The Honda Scourge? The Suzuki Apocalypse?

The whole site is dedicated to the kind of stupidity that leads to maiming and/or death.