This is the majors kid, welcome to the show!

Ears open maggots!

I'll note some of you in the previous briefing were inquiring about secondary targets.

We are currently bypassing minor targets and engaging only targets worthy of government recognition!

We already hold some of the minor targets, and others will be taken as a rear guard action once the main objectives are met.

You can thank the El Tee for this update addressing your concerns, now drop and give me twenty!

This is the majors kid, welcome to the show!

Ears open maggots!

I'll note some of you in the previous briefing were inquiring about secondary targets.

We are currently bypassing minor targets and engaging only targets worthy of government recognition!

We already hold some of the minor targets, and others will be taken as a rear guard action once the main objectives are met.

You can thank the El Tee for this update addressing your concerns, now drop and give me twenty!

This is the majors kid, welcome to the show!

Ears open maggots!

I'll note some of you in the previous briefing were inquiring about secondary targets.

We are currently bypassing minor targets and engaging only targets worthy of government recognition!

We already hold some of the minor targets, and others will be taken as a rear guard action once the main objectives are met.

You can thank the El Tee for this update addressing your concerns, now drop and give me twenty!

Sorely you can't be serious...

Man, I'm all bruised and beat up this morning.

Note to self: don't throw reverse hook kicks at the heads of people 8" taller than you, an elbow to the calf fucking HURTS when they block (no, he didn't elbow me on purpose, that's just where his elbow was due to the angles involved because of the height difference).

In an interesting parallel, we had a competition a couple weekends back, and once again I took first place in sparring. Before I made black belt, I'd never so much as placed in sparring. Ever. I always did well in forms. Now I'm barely placing in forms and taking my sparring division (granted, it's smaller now than it was in blue to brown; black belt men 30+ are apparently not terribly common).

Class tonight should be 'fun'.

Sorely you can't be serious...

Man, I'm all bruised and beat up this morning.

Note to self: don't throw reverse hook kicks at the heads of people 8" taller than you, an elbow to the calf fucking HURTS when they block (no, he didn't elbow me on purpose, that's just where his elbow was due to the angles involved because of the height difference).

In an interesting parallel, we had a competition a couple weekends back, and once again I took first place in sparring. Before I made black belt, I'd never so much as placed in sparring. Ever. I always did well in forms. Now I'm barely placing in forms and taking my sparring division (granted, it's smaller now than it was in blue to brown; black belt men 30+ are apparently not terribly common).

Class tonight should be 'fun'.

Sorely you can't be serious...

Man, I'm all bruised and beat up this morning.

Note to self: don't throw reverse hook kicks at the heads of people 8" taller than you, an elbow to the calf fucking HURTS when they block (no, he didn't elbow me on purpose, that's just where his elbow was due to the angles involved because of the height difference).

In an interesting parallel, we had a competition a couple weekends back, and once again I took first place in sparring. Before I made black belt, I'd never so much as placed in sparring. Ever. I always did well in forms. Now I'm barely placing in forms and taking my sparring division (granted, it's smaller now than it was in blue to brown; black belt men 30+ are apparently not terribly common).

Class tonight should be 'fun'.

I was in a daze...

Actually, I was in a fog.

When the hell did the sun come out?

Last time I left my office and walked by a window, you couldn't see more than fifty feet through the grey. All the sudden it's all bright and sunny out there.

I was in a daze...

Actually, I was in a fog.

When the hell did the sun come out?

Last time I left my office and walked by a window, you couldn't see more than fifty feet through the grey. All the sudden it's all bright and sunny out there.

I was in a daze...

Actually, I was in a fog.

When the hell did the sun come out?

Last time I left my office and walked by a window, you couldn't see more than fifty feet through the grey. All the sudden it's all bright and sunny out there.