Validate me!

[jsbowden]

Comments! Must have comments!

Or not.

Comments

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

Well, where did you park?

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Treacle Mine Road.

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

Look upon this man. I declare him to be valid. Let all be witness to his validity, and doubt not. For doubt is a hot fire that burns away certainty, and I am certain, that he is. Let none doubt, let they recieve a great smiting from the hand of the almighty smite-smith. For I say it again, he is valid.


The ritual of validation
from The Book of Woot

[warpedpuppy.livejournal.com]

I'd validate you, but I don't have the stamp here...

[thette.livejournal.com]

You clearly adhere to the ISO 17000 standard.

[ceara.livejournal.com]

Bored?

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

[vesuvias.livejournal.com]

validation

The stage in the software life-cycle at the end of the
development process where software is evaluated to ensure that
it complies with the requirements.

Given that the damm system anaylists fucked up agian and I don't have a single requirements document on you, this combined with the fact that the marketing team has likely sold you as a straight laced, tactful, calm and focused team player, its making it difficult for me to approve your software for production and deployment.

However since our standards are obvisouly much lower these days given that my x-wife and her dumb-ass lawyer somehow made it through Quality Assurance I don't see why I can't give you a glowing score.

Validation: Passed!

You've been passed on to the deployment team. god help em' as I am sure you will require some hefty hardware for proper operation...

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

You exist, and you do enough to justify your existence. To me you are valid.

[bigredpaul.livejournal.com]

There, there, do the best you can.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid my professional ethics prevent me from validating anything that I haven't personally tested first.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

We don't need no steenkeeng stamp-es!

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I'm ISO-9001, Six Sigma, and any other buzzword compliant design and manufacturing process you can think of, compliant. I swear. Just ask marketing.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

*eats your soul*

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

I absolutely refuse to post a comment just to validate you.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

*sniffle*

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

NO COMMENT FOR YOU!

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

This is why you're CS and larabeaton below is an engineer. She'd never be so sloppy.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

You're going to want a side dish. It's rather small, black, and bitter.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

The Turtle Moves.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Pick a standard, there are so many to choose from.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

The sun came out, yay!

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Never settle for what you think is your best.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

The Comment Nazi has spoken.

[vesuvias.livejournal.com]

Well technically by job title its more like MIS now. Which would only serve as further support evidence for your point. In any case, I stand unwaveringly by my statement that the business/systems analysts and marketings people are actually the ones that screwed up.

[locumtenens.livejournal.com]

Wow, you have great hair!

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, it smells like guava, aloe essence, and sweaty Promise Keepers.

[thormation.livejournal.com]

And how the fuck did Anonymous posting get turned on on my account? Dayam!

[thette.livejournal.com]

Like coffee?

I can think of worse things to have a soul like.