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I haven't posted anything in a while, and since I had to suffer sitting in traffic for fifty fucking minutes on the Dulles Toll Road connector between the Beltway and I66, I feel like sharing the pain. Y'all can thank ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rimrunner for this. For odd values of thank, anyway.
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Someone who actually wants to talk to me.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
robeli normally shops, but on the occasion that I do, I return the cart (out here in suburbia though, there are return stations at various locations in the parking lot).
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I'm an observer.
4. Do you take compliments well?
I don't know, compliment me and find out.
5. Are you an active person?
It's that or get the "Wide Load" stickers to paste on my ass.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
At least long enough to find and kill the asshole that abandoned me, yes.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
I haven't a clue, as I've never ridden one.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Negatory!
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Games are social activities...
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
I'm married, so their status matters naught.
11. Are you judgmental?
And proud of it.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Not anymore, what with me being married and all. However, in a past life, just about everyone I dated had different religious beliefs, since I have none.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I don't run unless chased, and chasing someone else is too much like work.
14. Can you speak another language?
Four and a half years of Deutsch in Jr. High and High school, and I can almost remember how to ask you what the time is and if you're wearing a tie.
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
I'm half blind already. You can have one ear.
16. What's your favorite food?
Taco Bell. Blow me.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Fuckin' aye!
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Depends on whether anyone else is in the house.
19. How often do you read books?
I read three over the weekend.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I live in the moment.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
The Lorax, but most of Dr. Seuss is in contention for first place.
22. What color are your eyes?
Blue, green, and grey with gold flecking just to make it really difficult to nail down even a basic type.
23. How tall are you?
5'7"
24. Where is your dream house located?
In my dreams?
25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Some sales weenie from Microsoft inviting me to some event they're holding in DC.
26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
No.
27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
A few weeks ago maybe...
28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Front/garage access doors, front/garage access door dead bolts, back door, office doors (work), TKD studio (I'm an assistant instructor, I have a key), RSA Token (call it the key to the network), Saturn VUE, and the BMW.
29. What's your favorite color?
Black.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
I'm pretty sure I spent time in hell on my way to work this morning.
31. Where is your current pain?
Hip joint.
32. Do you like mustard?
Oui!
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Yes.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
My mother.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Depends.
36. Can you do splits?
Yes.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I'd still like to see A Scanner Darkly, but it's looking like I'll have to wait for it on DVD.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
I don't have either, but why the fuck would you put lotion on them?
39. What did you do for New Year's?
I believe it involved staying home and going to bed early.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
I've been watching horror flicks for the comic value since I was EIGHT.
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
Ancient woman who should long since have stopped trying to drive since she was mostly blind. Late 70s/early 80s Cadillac Land Yacht. Stop sign she didn't see.
42. Do you own a camera phone?
Does anyone still MAKE a decent mobile that doesn't have a camera?
43. What are you drinking?
Coke.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
She's viscious enough, but I don't believe she was. I could be wrong. Asking her would mean talking to her, so we'll skip it.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
N
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
Never seen a single episode, so you'll forgive me for mocking you now.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Not enough.
48. Do you like care bears?
What am I, six?
49. What do you buy at the movies?
They call 'em nachos, but really they're just corn chips and cheez sauce.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
It's not just a good idea, it's the Law.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Wear?
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
The English peeps who founded Jamestown landed there and hung out for a bit before heading into the Chesapeake Bay and up the James River.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Two-ish.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
What am I, fifteen?
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
What the fuck is a MySpace bulletin?
57. Do you have pets?
Apparently, PETA members unfortunately count as people, and I was forced to free them from the cage.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like my people with more than one dimension, thanks.
59. Ever been to LA?
Yes.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
No.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Sprechen sie Deutsch? Du bist arschloch!
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I don't download music.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
I'm sorry, who the fuck hates chocolate?
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
What am I, sixteen?
65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
Ring babycakes, and it sounds just like an old analog with a mechanical bell.
66. Are you a gullible person?
Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?
67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
My wife would object.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
I'd make cool movies where I get to do cool stuff using my Sooper Sekret Ninja TKD Skillz!
69. Are you easy to get along with?
Heh.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
The part where I'm enjoying myself.
You asked for it. Or maybe you didn't, but that's not the point.
rimrunner for this. For odd values of thank, anyway.1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Someone who actually wants to talk to me.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
robeli normally shops, but on the occasion that I do, I return the cart (out here in suburbia though, there are return stations at various locations in the parking lot).3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I'm an observer.
4. Do you take compliments well?
I don't know, compliment me and find out.
5. Are you an active person?
It's that or get the "Wide Load" stickers to paste on my ass.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
At least long enough to find and kill the asshole that abandoned me, yes.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
I haven't a clue, as I've never ridden one.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Negatory!
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Games are social activities...
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
I'm married, so their status matters naught.
11. Are you judgmental?
And proud of it.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Not anymore, what with me being married and all. However, in a past life, just about everyone I dated had different religious beliefs, since I have none.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I don't run unless chased, and chasing someone else is too much like work.
14. Can you speak another language?
Four and a half years of Deutsch in Jr. High and High school, and I can almost remember how to ask you what the time is and if you're wearing a tie.
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
I'm half blind already. You can have one ear.
16. What's your favorite food?
Taco Bell. Blow me.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Fuckin' aye!
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Depends on whether anyone else is in the house.
19. How often do you read books?
I read three over the weekend.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I live in the moment.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
The Lorax, but most of Dr. Seuss is in contention for first place.
22. What color are your eyes?
Blue, green, and grey with gold flecking just to make it really difficult to nail down even a basic type.
23. How tall are you?
5'7"
24. Where is your dream house located?
In my dreams?
25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Some sales weenie from Microsoft inviting me to some event they're holding in DC.
26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
No.
27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
A few weeks ago maybe...
28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Front/garage access doors, front/garage access door dead bolts, back door, office doors (work), TKD studio (I'm an assistant instructor, I have a key), RSA Token (call it the key to the network), Saturn VUE, and the BMW.
29. What's your favorite color?
Black.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
I'm pretty sure I spent time in hell on my way to work this morning.
31. Where is your current pain?
Hip joint.
32. Do you like mustard?
Oui!
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Yes.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
My mother.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Depends.
36. Can you do splits?
Yes.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I'd still like to see A Scanner Darkly, but it's looking like I'll have to wait for it on DVD.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
I don't have either, but why the fuck would you put lotion on them?
39. What did you do for New Year's?
I believe it involved staying home and going to bed early.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
I've been watching horror flicks for the comic value since I was EIGHT.
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
Ancient woman who should long since have stopped trying to drive since she was mostly blind. Late 70s/early 80s Cadillac Land Yacht. Stop sign she didn't see.
42. Do you own a camera phone?
Does anyone still MAKE a decent mobile that doesn't have a camera?
43. What are you drinking?
Coke.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
She's viscious enough, but I don't believe she was. I could be wrong. Asking her would mean talking to her, so we'll skip it.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
N
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
Never seen a single episode, so you'll forgive me for mocking you now.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Not enough.
48. Do you like care bears?
What am I, six?
49. What do you buy at the movies?
They call 'em nachos, but really they're just corn chips and cheez sauce.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
It's not just a good idea, it's the Law.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Wear?
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
The English peeps who founded Jamestown landed there and hung out for a bit before heading into the Chesapeake Bay and up the James River.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Two-ish.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
What am I, fifteen?
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
What the fuck is a MySpace bulletin?
57. Do you have pets?
Apparently, PETA members unfortunately count as people, and I was forced to free them from the cage.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like my people with more than one dimension, thanks.
59. Ever been to LA?
Yes.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
No.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Sprechen sie Deutsch? Du bist arschloch!
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I don't download music.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
I'm sorry, who the fuck hates chocolate?
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
What am I, sixteen?
65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
Ring babycakes, and it sounds just like an old analog with a mechanical bell.
66. Are you a gullible person?
Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?
67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
My wife would object.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
I'd make cool movies where I get to do cool stuff using my Sooper Sekret Ninja TKD Skillz!
69. Are you easy to get along with?
Heh.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
The part where I'm enjoying myself.
You asked for it. Or maybe you didn't, but that's not the point.
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