Hail Eris...

[jsbowden]

Or we'll zap you with the orbital mind control lasers.

Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

Discordian
You're a rebel at heart. If someone is wearing black, you will wear white. Basically, you do the opposite of every one else. You may hold some type of religious belief, but it's doubtable. Lastly, you're a fine person to speak with... Perhaps a little on the strange site, but who isn't these days?

Comments

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

I got "Agnostic." It's probably the closest to "cultural Jew," plus there's a large Star of David in the image, so I'll take it.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Don't put too much stock in this, I cheated. I come out atheist/agnostic if I answer truthfully, but rigged the test on purpose because there really is some discordian in here too.

[carpone.livejournal.com]

Heh, what a surprise.

/sarcasm. :)

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

Well, if you cheat to get a Discordian answer, is that not more evidence of your Discordian nature?

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

I got Agnostic, too, which is the most unshocking thing ever. The only other category I even scored points on was Pagan/Occultist, which is kind of amusing.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

No surprises here:
"WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

Atheist
You are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you're concerned, if you can't see, touch and kick something, it's not real to you. You're day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.

I wasn't really satisfied with some of the answers. For example, Sure Jesus probably existed; contemporary secular chroniclers of the time certainly believed so. And I don't think that the miracles were fake or any such facet of illusion; I instead believe that people either saw what they wanted to see or just made up the most amazing ones out of whole cloth.