jsbowden | I haven't memed in a long while now...

And hey, it's Friday, so

rimrunner can be thanked for this one:

1. How old were you in 1980?

Ten.

2. How old were you in 1989?

Do the math.

3. Were you a Toys R' US Kid?

Negatory. Toys R' Us had no locations in Hampton Roads when I was a kid.

4. Did you watch Transformers?

Fuckin' Aye!

5. Did you see E.T. on the big screen?

Affirmative.

6. Did you own a Lite Bright?

Nope.

7. Who is your Favorite Golden Girl?

People watched that?

8. When someone says " Who you gonna call? "

Ghostbusters!

9.What was your favorite toy(S)?

Lego. I loved me Lego sets. I play with my kid's Lego still.

10. Did you have a Pogo Ball?

No.

11. Did you listen to New Kids on the Block?

Can a brother get a Hells No!

12. What New Kid did you have a crush on?

I'm sorry, I'm not in to guys, and if I were, there were much prettier ones wearing makeup and tights over in the heavy metal scene.

13. Did you play M.A.S.H?

Play? M.A.S.H was a TV show...you watched it.

14. Did you watch The Care Bears?

I lit one on fire once.

15. Did you have Jelly bracelets?

Somehow, those didn't fit the aesthetic I was going for.

16. Did you have a charm necklace and/or bracelet?

See #15.

17. Did you have a Glo Worm?

I don't even know what that is.

18. Did you ever own a slap bracelet?

A what?

19. The Breakfast Club or Sixteen Candles?

Why choose?

20. Did you have a crazy hair style?

No, I wasn't different just like everyone else.

21. What was your first bike?

I was five when I got my first bike, and have no clue what it was.

22. Name one thing you still own from your childhood!

I still have my Skyfire Transformer and Robotech Alpha fighter.

23. Did you have a Cabbage Patch Kid?

I was a little old for that. I do still have a Couch Potato somewhere in my mother's house though. Assuming she hasn't tossed all my old stuff.

24. Did you dress like Madonna?

Wrong gender, try again.

25. Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake?

What am I? A five year old chick or something?

26. Did you watch Miami Vice?

Hell. Mother. Fucking. Yeah.

27. Did you own a pair of Jelly Shoes?

I don't think those came in black with the steel toe option, so no.

28. Did you own a Trapper Keeper?

Nope.

29. Atari or Nintendo?

I had a 2600, my little brother had an NES.

30. Did you play Pac-Man?

Not my favorite, but I played it on occastion.

31. Which was better: Jem or Barbie and the Rockers?

Who?

32. He-Man or She-Ra?

Skeletor, bitch!

33. What movie scared you the most?

People get scared at movies? I've been watching horror flicks as comedies since I saw Jaws when I was 7.

34. Did you try to dance like Michael Jackson?

No.

35. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "Flux Capacitor"?

Leah Thompson...mmm...

36. What other colors did Pepsi come in?

Pepsi? This is the South motherfucker, we drink Coke and we LIKE it.

37.Roger Rabbit or Howard The Duck?

See 35, and guess.

38. Did you ever beg your parents to have your school picture taken with the 'LASER' background?

Background?

39. Do you know what the Ninja Rap is?

Never heard of it.

40. Do you know why people cringe when they hear the word BUCKNER?

Nope.

41. Can you name the family members from National Lampoons Vacation movies?

He's not gonna pork her on the table, Russ...

42. Wally-World or Europe?

Wally-World, but the quote above is Europe all the way.

43. What was your favorite movie from the 80's?

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension barely edges out Aliens, Big Trouble in Little China, and The Terminator.

So, there you go.