Welcome to 2005. Your life will not be better. The world won't change much. Most of the inhabitants of the planet will still be subsistence living.

Fortunately, the world isn't fair, and anyone reading this is living on the unfair side of the line. Go us!

Poor people in third world shitholes need to stop having twelve kids they have no means of feeding, but I'm sure the White House will be presenting the Final Solution to rid the world of brown people any day now, so that's okay.

Anyone who takes any of the above seriously, get the fuck out of my journal and feel free to buy a sense of humor on your way out.

Oh, and because I thought it was amusing:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Procrastinate more.

Get your resolution here




The above meme served late Compliments of [livejournal.com profile] cerebrate.
Welcome to 2005. Your life will not be better. The world won't change much. Most of the inhabitants of the planet will still be subsistence living.

Fortunately, the world isn't fair, and anyone reading this is living on the unfair side of the line. Go us!

Poor people in third world shitholes need to stop having twelve kids they have no means of feeding, but I'm sure the White House will be presenting the Final Solution to rid the world of brown people any day now, so that's okay.

Anyone who takes any of the above seriously, get the fuck out of my journal and feel free to buy a sense of humor on your way out.

Oh, and because I thought it was amusing:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Procrastinate more.

Get your resolution here




The above meme served late Compliments of [livejournal.com profile] cerebrate.
Welcome to 2005. Your life will not be better. The world won't change much. Most of the inhabitants of the planet will still be subsistence living.

Fortunately, the world isn't fair, and anyone reading this is living on the unfair side of the line. Go us!

Poor people in third world shitholes need to stop having twelve kids they have no means of feeding, but I'm sure the White House will be presenting the Final Solution to rid the world of brown people any day now, so that's okay.

Anyone who takes any of the above seriously, get the fuck out of my journal and feel free to buy a sense of humor on your way out.

Oh, and because I thought it was amusing:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Procrastinate more.

Get your resolution here




The above meme served late Compliments of [livejournal.com profile] cerebrate.
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