It's entirely too early to be using my brain...

So I'm not going to.

We are divine, so you may refer to us as such:

My Egyptian Name is:
AMEN-RA (personification of the power of the universe).
Take The Egyptian Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

You may thank missysedai for your enlightenment this morning. After you're done worshipping. We expect much adulation, and more importantly, gifts, in exchange for our blessings upon thee. Cash gifts are best, really. Think of it as buying your way into a good afterlife. It's the American Way, and we are adaptable.

It also turns out that our deliverer of divine enlightenment led us to this:

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

And pirates are fun! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr! Matey.

It's entirely too early to be using my brain...

So I'm not going to.

We are divine, so you may refer to us as such:

My Egyptian Name is:
AMEN-RA (personification of the power of the universe).
Take The Egyptian Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

You may thank missysedai for your enlightenment this morning. After you're done worshipping. We expect much adulation, and more importantly, gifts, in exchange for our blessings upon thee. Cash gifts are best, really. Think of it as buying your way into a good afterlife. It's the American Way, and we are adaptable.

It also turns out that our deliverer of divine enlightenment led us to this:

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

And pirates are fun! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr! Matey.

It's entirely too early to be using my brain...

So I'm not going to.

We are divine, so you may refer to us as such:

My Egyptian Name is:
AMEN-RA (personification of the power of the universe).
Take The Egyptian Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

You may thank missysedai for your enlightenment this morning. After you're done worshipping. We expect much adulation, and more importantly, gifts, in exchange for our blessings upon thee. Cash gifts are best, really. Think of it as buying your way into a good afterlife. It's the American Way, and we are adaptable.

It also turns out that our deliverer of divine enlightenment led us to this:

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

And pirates are fun! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr! Matey.