So, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, but I don't observe it, as I talk like a pirate at random times all throughout the year just because I think it's fun.
I ordered custom plates for my car last month and they arrived yesterday.
The Ultimate Topless Driving Machine now sports the following:

I ordered custom plates for my car last month and they arrived yesterday.
The Ultimate Topless Driving Machine now sports the following: