Just to clear the deck...

[jsbowden]

I do not own any monkeys.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_constantine/]

Yeah, we know the monkeys really own you. It's okay. We understand.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

Actually, there's a great article in the Washington Monthly blog about why that was a deceptively important bit of legislation!

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Who cares, it was still funny.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

OK, then. Glad we cleared that up. *nods sagely*

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

Fishing for a birthday gift?

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

It is illegal to transport primates across state lines with the intent to sell them.

[peglegpete.livejournal.com]

So wait, what do you spank?!

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

Monkey Leasing, it's the best soloution.

[cairo.livejournal.com]

I still want a monkey.

And a saddle for one of the dogs.

It will wear pirate attire.

I will name it Morgan.

I need more rum.