Lightsabers, Jedi, and Sith; oh my!

[jsbowden]

This has made the rounds through quite a few of your journals:



You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.

Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger, strength,
power, and determination as well as passion and
desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of
the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst
for more of it.


What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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So there you have it.

Comments

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

My current color is "completely unsurprised".
I want to be able to draw lightsabers.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm the fastest draw in this sector. You get a lightsaber, and I'll give you some lessons on drawing it.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

What the Hell is a 'Grand Moff' anyway?

1 Grand Moff = 1000 Moffs

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

So that's why he just went and obliterated a whole planet, he's a kilomoff.

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

The grand moff is really impressive. You get the oversize tires, the quad dual blasters, the enhanced and hardened electronics suite, juice bar, and the newer model has the Microsoft Oompaplex processor array.

What you don't want to get stuck with is the EconoMoff LX. Those just don't stand up to hard use well at all.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Does it come in a convertible? The hard moff just doesn't work for me. I need some topless moff action.

You're welcome.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

Oh, eugh. I got pansy purple.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I think we'll refrain from Snark in the interest of not annoying friends in this instance.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

Oh, eugh. I got pansy purple.

Purple is the color of sexual frustration.

[thette.livejournal.com]

Or a "giant battering ram" if you read bad books.