We visited the temple

[jsbowden]

And look what larabeaton had left in the collection plate:

If I were God over LiveJournal... by shinikami
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Jesus would be	vesuvias
The four archangels would be	kate_nepveu
and	orzelc
and	autumnfrostfall
and	otakudesu
The Blessed Virgin would be	thette
Satan would be	lightinchains
The antichrist would be	jwz
And YOU would be	A sinner
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So, remember kids, it's...

Two
Four
Six
Eight,

Now
We
Transubstantiate!

Comments

[thette.livejournal.com]

Your poem is hilarious.

Unfortunately, it's so for people knowing Swedish and a certain poem resulting from a bet.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

It's not mine. It's very old, origin unknown, and definately not something you chant around priests and nuns unless you really want them mad at you. Or you're me.

[paoconnell.livejournal.com]

"Doin' the Vatican Rag," IIRC.

Yeah, I'm old...

[pokeypenguin.livejournal.com]

Nah, you don't have to be old to know that.

(Unless we're both wrong, and it pre-dates Tom somehow.)

[paoconnell.livejournal.com]

Prof. Tom Lehrer is older than either of us, to be sure. That stuff came out in the 50s, when I was a kid, but I didn't hear the song till the late 60s (before Dr. Demento).