Surreality TV

Please die in a fire.

Fuck it, I'm over being polite. If I ever meet you, I'll soak your worthless ass in kerosene and light you right the fuck on fire my self. After I pull your toenails and fingernails out, just to make the soaking all that much more pleasurable.

Then I'll get nasty.

And then, when I'm done with you, me and VZW are going to have a long chat about me paying to receive your unsolicited shit. A "feature" I can't turn off.

Edit: You can turn this off, but it requires talking to a person. In billing, of all places.

All software sucks, all hardware sucks, and telcos make software and hardware look warm and cuddly.

Pinnacle Studio and Studio Plus version 10.6 ReadMe
Pinnacle – a division of Avid
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Congratulations! You are about to enter the world of professional quality movie making. If you encounter any problems when working with Studio or Studio Plus version 10, please read the manual and this text.

Technical Notes

1. Updates
When you run Studio or Studio Plus you may be prompted to install an update to the software. We strongly recommend you go through this update procedure as it will enhance your Studio experience.

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16. Installing Studio on Windows Vista
To install Studio on Vista, please navigate to the “Studio Vista Installer” directory on your installation DVD. Click on the setup.exe to start the Studio installation.

Guess what fucking directory doesn't fucking exist anywhere on the very same fucking DVD that this fucking ReadMe.doc file is located in the root fucking (that may be redundant for those of you from Oz) directory of?

Go on, guess.