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I got a visit today from the Mormons!
They asked me if I had read the good book. I responded that I had. They then asked what I thought of it. I told them that I thought it sucked.
I was REALLY hoping they'd ask me why, but no, they just kept smiling and asked if I knew anyone who might be more receptive. I told them to try the neighbors...the only neighbors who aren't atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, or Islamic weren't home. I'm sure they had a wonderful time on our little cul de sac.
I really wanted to complain to them about the plot holes, outright contradictions, spotty writing (obviously done by committee), retcons, and editorial additions done ham handedly in a different style, obviously without authorial consent or input. At the start, it has six different beginnings. The ending is horrible too. It can't decide if it wants to be a tragic, a comedic, or a happy one. And god, the main character. So two dimensional. He's either a toddler, or a caricature. And the supporting characters? Please. The whole thing needs to be scrapped and rewritten. There's some nice poetry in there, between the excessive sex and violence. But it's not enough to save the story.
I could go on, but I won't.
They asked me if I had read the good book. I responded that I had. They then asked what I thought of it. I told them that I thought it sucked.
I was REALLY hoping they'd ask me why, but no, they just kept smiling and asked if I knew anyone who might be more receptive. I told them to try the neighbors...the only neighbors who aren't atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, or Islamic weren't home. I'm sure they had a wonderful time on our little cul de sac.
I really wanted to complain to them about the plot holes, outright contradictions, spotty writing (obviously done by committee), retcons, and editorial additions done ham handedly in a different style, obviously without authorial consent or input. At the start, it has six different beginnings. The ending is horrible too. It can't decide if it wants to be a tragic, a comedic, or a happy one. And god, the main character. So two dimensional. He's either a toddler, or a caricature. And the supporting characters? Please. The whole thing needs to be scrapped and rewritten. There's some nice poetry in there, between the excessive sex and violence. But it's not enough to save the story.
I could go on, but I won't.
I got a visit today from the Mormons!
They asked me if I had read the good book. I responded that I had. They then asked what I thought of it. I told them that I thought it sucked.
I was REALLY hoping they'd ask me why, but no, they just kept smiling and asked if I knew anyone who might be more receptive. I told them to try the neighbors...the only neighbors who aren't atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, or Islamic weren't home. I'm sure they had a wonderful time on our little cul de sac.
I really wanted to complain to them about the plot holes, outright contradictions, spotty writing (obviously done by committee), retcons, and editorial additions done ham handedly in a different style, obviously without authorial consent or input. At the start, it has six different beginnings. The ending is horrible too. It can't decide if it wants to be a tragic, a comedic, or a happy one. And god, the main character. So two dimensional. He's either a toddler, or a caricature. And the supporting characters? Please. The whole thing needs to be scrapped and rewritten. There's some nice poetry in there, between the excessive sex and violence. But it's not enough to save the story.
I could go on, but I won't.
They asked me if I had read the good book. I responded that I had. They then asked what I thought of it. I told them that I thought it sucked.
I was REALLY hoping they'd ask me why, but no, they just kept smiling and asked if I knew anyone who might be more receptive. I told them to try the neighbors...the only neighbors who aren't atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, or Islamic weren't home. I'm sure they had a wonderful time on our little cul de sac.
I really wanted to complain to them about the plot holes, outright contradictions, spotty writing (obviously done by committee), retcons, and editorial additions done ham handedly in a different style, obviously without authorial consent or input. At the start, it has six different beginnings. The ending is horrible too. It can't decide if it wants to be a tragic, a comedic, or a happy one. And god, the main character. So two dimensional. He's either a toddler, or a caricature. And the supporting characters? Please. The whole thing needs to be scrapped and rewritten. There's some nice poetry in there, between the excessive sex and violence. But it's not enough to save the story.
I could go on, but I won't.
I got a visit today from the Mormons!
They asked me if I had read the good book. I responded that I had. They then asked what I thought of it. I told them that I thought it sucked.
I was REALLY hoping they'd ask me why, but no, they just kept smiling and asked if I knew anyone who might be more receptive. I told them to try the neighbors...the only neighbors who aren't atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, or Islamic weren't home. I'm sure they had a wonderful time on our little cul de sac.
I really wanted to complain to them about the plot holes, outright contradictions, spotty writing (obviously done by committee), retcons, and editorial additions done ham handedly in a different style, obviously without authorial consent or input. At the start, it has six different beginnings. The ending is horrible too. It can't decide if it wants to be a tragic, a comedic, or a happy one. And god, the main character. So two dimensional. He's either a toddler, or a caricature. And the supporting characters? Please. The whole thing needs to be scrapped and rewritten. There's some nice poetry in there, between the excessive sex and violence. But it's not enough to save the story.
I could go on, but I won't.
They asked me if I had read the good book. I responded that I had. They then asked what I thought of it. I told them that I thought it sucked.
I was REALLY hoping they'd ask me why, but no, they just kept smiling and asked if I knew anyone who might be more receptive. I told them to try the neighbors...the only neighbors who aren't atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, or Islamic weren't home. I'm sure they had a wonderful time on our little cul de sac.
I really wanted to complain to them about the plot holes, outright contradictions, spotty writing (obviously done by committee), retcons, and editorial additions done ham handedly in a different style, obviously without authorial consent or input. At the start, it has six different beginnings. The ending is horrible too. It can't decide if it wants to be a tragic, a comedic, or a happy one. And god, the main character. So two dimensional. He's either a toddler, or a caricature. And the supporting characters? Please. The whole thing needs to be scrapped and rewritten. There's some nice poetry in there, between the excessive sex and violence. But it's not enough to save the story.
I could go on, but I won't.
Merry Christmas
Chappy Chanukkah
Cool Yule
Kwazy Kwanzaa
etc.
I just made a crock pot full of chile stew and put it in the fridge. It'll spend all day tomorrow cooking. We don't do the traditional holiday meal here unless we've got family over or something. We're not big on roasting a turkey and/or a ham.
Chappy Chanukkah
Cool Yule
Kwazy Kwanzaa
etc.
I just made a crock pot full of chile stew and put it in the fridge. It'll spend all day tomorrow cooking. We don't do the traditional holiday meal here unless we've got family over or something. We're not big on roasting a turkey and/or a ham.
Merry Christmas
Chappy Chanukkah
Cool Yule
Kwazy Kwanzaa
etc.
I just made a crock pot full of chile stew and put it in the fridge. It'll spend all day tomorrow cooking. We don't do the traditional holiday meal here unless we've got family over or something. We're not big on roasting a turkey and/or a ham.
Chappy Chanukkah
Cool Yule
Kwazy Kwanzaa
etc.
I just made a crock pot full of chile stew and put it in the fridge. It'll spend all day tomorrow cooking. We don't do the traditional holiday meal here unless we've got family over or something. We're not big on roasting a turkey and/or a ham.
Merry Christmas
Chappy Chanukkah
Cool Yule
Kwazy Kwanzaa
etc.
I just made a crock pot full of chile stew and put it in the fridge. It'll spend all day tomorrow cooking. We don't do the traditional holiday meal here unless we've got family over or something. We're not big on roasting a turkey and/or a ham.
Chappy Chanukkah
Cool Yule
Kwazy Kwanzaa
etc.
I just made a crock pot full of chile stew and put it in the fridge. It'll spend all day tomorrow cooking. We don't do the traditional holiday meal here unless we've got family over or something. We're not big on roasting a turkey and/or a ham.
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