Tuesday Morning Treasure Hunt!

A bunch of folks have done this one:

I died in the Dungeon of Jsbowden

I was killed in a cramped throne room by Stega the cockatrice, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Mhoye, the Amulet of Bsd, the Shield of Publius1, the Sword of Unix, a Figurine of Buzz, the Sceptre of Usenet, the Shield of Irix, the Shield of Montoya, a Figurine of Drgabster, the Amulet of Jamie, the Armour of Sun, the Sword of Tall Man, the Wand of Computers, the Wand of Iharthdarth, the Sword of Verbicide, the Wand of Jizzbondo, the Crown of Warpedpuppy, the Axe of Monty Python, the Shield of Scifantasy, the Wand of Robert Jordan, a Figurine of Constantine, the Axe of Midwinter, the Crown of Deor and 741 gold pieces.

Score: 595

Explore the Dungeon of Jsbowden and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

I had the Wand of Jizzbondo! Someone get me a wetnap...I'm feeling a bit...sticky.

Killed by my own dungeon, oh Halaster, how embarrassing!

Tuesday Morning Treasure Hunt!

A bunch of folks have done this one:

I died in the Dungeon of Jsbowden

I was killed in a cramped throne room by Stega the cockatrice, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Mhoye, the Amulet of Bsd, the Shield of Publius1, the Sword of Unix, a Figurine of Buzz, the Sceptre of Usenet, the Shield of Irix, the Shield of Montoya, a Figurine of Drgabster, the Amulet of Jamie, the Armour of Sun, the Sword of Tall Man, the Wand of Computers, the Wand of Iharthdarth, the Sword of Verbicide, the Wand of Jizzbondo, the Crown of Warpedpuppy, the Axe of Monty Python, the Shield of Scifantasy, the Wand of Robert Jordan, a Figurine of Constantine, the Axe of Midwinter, the Crown of Deor and 741 gold pieces.

Score: 595

Explore the Dungeon of Jsbowden and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

I had the Wand of Jizzbondo! Someone get me a wetnap...I'm feeling a bit...sticky.

Killed by my own dungeon, oh Halaster, how embarrassing!

Tuesday Morning Treasure Hunt!

A bunch of folks have done this one:

I died in the Dungeon of Jsbowden

I was killed in a cramped throne room by Stega the cockatrice, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Mhoye, the Amulet of Bsd, the Shield of Publius1, the Sword of Unix, a Figurine of Buzz, the Sceptre of Usenet, the Shield of Irix, the Shield of Montoya, a Figurine of Drgabster, the Amulet of Jamie, the Armour of Sun, the Sword of Tall Man, the Wand of Computers, the Wand of Iharthdarth, the Sword of Verbicide, the Wand of Jizzbondo, the Crown of Warpedpuppy, the Axe of Monty Python, the Shield of Scifantasy, the Wand of Robert Jordan, a Figurine of Constantine, the Axe of Midwinter, the Crown of Deor and 741 gold pieces.

Score: 595

Explore the Dungeon of Jsbowden and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

I had the Wand of Jizzbondo! Someone get me a wetnap...I'm feeling a bit...sticky.

Killed by my own dungeon, oh Halaster, how embarrassing!

Have I mentioned...

How much I LOATHE FlexLM yet this millennium?

If not, please consider it done.

The problem isn't FlexLM directly, it's the stupid fucking assumptions made by the vendors who require it, and the hoops I'm then required to take a sledge hammer to (I don't DO hoop jumping, call a fucking clown if you need that shit) and demolish to make things work.

I shouldn't have to exploit bugs to find the key I should have been supplied with, instead the the broken one I was fucking given by the idiot vendor.

Have I mentioned...

How much I LOATHE FlexLM yet this millennium?

If not, please consider it done.

The problem isn't FlexLM directly, it's the stupid fucking assumptions made by the vendors who require it, and the hoops I'm then required to take a sledge hammer to (I don't DO hoop jumping, call a fucking clown if you need that shit) and demolish to make things work.

I shouldn't have to exploit bugs to find the key I should have been supplied with, instead the the broken one I was fucking given by the idiot vendor.

Have I mentioned...

How much I LOATHE FlexLM yet this millennium?

If not, please consider it done.

The problem isn't FlexLM directly, it's the stupid fucking assumptions made by the vendors who require it, and the hoops I'm then required to take a sledge hammer to (I don't DO hoop jumping, call a fucking clown if you need that shit) and demolish to make things work.

I shouldn't have to exploit bugs to find the key I should have been supplied with, instead the the broken one I was fucking given by the idiot vendor.