Remember when sales reps existed to help you...

Help you give your money to their employer anyway, but I'm FINE with that.

Hello, $SYMANTEC_SALESWEENIE, I need a quote for adding this $LIBRARY and $TAPE_DRIVE to my current Veritas installation. Please help me spend my employer's money on your stuff. Die in a fire, thanks.

It's a tough economy, you'd think helping me give them money would be even more at the top of the list than usual.

Apparently not.

I've only been trying to get them to take our money for two months now.

Remember when sales reps existed to help you...

Help you give your money to their employer anyway, but I'm FINE with that.

Hello, $SYMANTEC_SALESWEENIE, I need a quote for adding this $LIBRARY and $TAPE_DRIVE to my current Veritas installation. Please help me spend my employer's money on your stuff. Die in a fire, thanks.

It's a tough economy, you'd think helping me give them money would be even more at the top of the list than usual.

Apparently not.

I've only been trying to get them to take our money for two months now.

Remember when sales reps existed to help you...

Help you give your money to their employer anyway, but I'm FINE with that.

Hello, $SYMANTEC_SALESWEENIE, I need a quote for adding this $LIBRARY and $TAPE_DRIVE to my current Veritas installation. Please help me spend my employer's money on your stuff. Die in a fire, thanks.

It's a tough economy, you'd think helping me give them money would be even more at the top of the list than usual.

Apparently not.

I've only been trying to get them to take our money for two months now.