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Why the fuck does every device on the planet need a fucking computer built in to it? The goddamned projector for this silly demo has a fucking hard drive in it, and occasionally locks up to the point where you can't turn it off without physically disconnecting wall power. It also decides to reject input on a given port because I haven't yet turned on the device plugged into the port, but the device won't send output via its VGA interface unless it detects a monitor, which it can't do because the projector wants to be smarter than the user. I don't want what should be a simple fucking analog interface trying to be intelligent, I just want it to wait around until I send it a fucking signal. I'm sure someone, somewhere thinks they've done something cool. I'm going to find that asshole, then I'm going to demonstrate the fine points of how ballistics work, using their skull as a reception platform.
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