I have made a decision.

[jsbowden]

It's all about ME.

The sooner the rest of you realize this, the sooner the world will be a better place (granted, for me, but that is the point here).

Entertain me, damnit. Lest I make thee peel grapes.

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Serious, yet pointless, melodrama.

[texas-tiger.livejournal.com]

"Oh woe is me!" she cried, "My coffee cup is empty! As empty as my heart when he left me! Faithless, perfidious schemer! Thus he deluded my oh-so-maiden heart with silver-tounged promises, thus did he swear fair oaths that he would cleave to me only and not seek another! Yet in the next moment did he fall to the strumpet's call and forswear his honor!"

--thus spake Truth, lamenting the loss of Government to the whore Politics