I have made a decision.

[jsbowden]

It's all about ME.

The sooner the rest of you realize this, the sooner the world will be a better place (granted, for me, but that is the point here).

Entertain me, damnit. Lest I make thee peel grapes.

Comments

[texas-tiger.livejournal.com]

What, the comment thread on my last entry wasn't entertaining?

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for serious, yet pointless, melodrama.

Think of it as your civic duty.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

I guess it's your year, then. You called it!

[annewashere.livejournal.com]

But remember, there are no refunds for the part of the year unused. Your time is up on December 31st.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

Then I'd like to stake my claim on next year.

2005 will be the year of Lara.

Serious, yet pointless, melodrama.

[texas-tiger.livejournal.com]

"Oh woe is me!" she cried, "My coffee cup is empty! As empty as my heart when he left me! Faithless, perfidious schemer! Thus he deluded my oh-so-maiden heart with silver-tounged promises, thus did he swear fair oaths that he would cleave to me only and not seek another! Yet in the next moment did he fall to the strumpet's call and forswear his honor!"

--thus spake Truth, lamenting the loss of Government to the whore Politics

[texas-tiger.livejournal.com]

All hail the Tri-Mammaried One!

*makes obesience*

[thette.livejournal.com]

Will there be official merchandise?

(A shame you didn't take 2000, I can imagine the pictures already.)

[thette.livejournal.com]

Good thing you're on alt.fan.me-me-me, then.

[carpone.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for serious, yet pointless, melodrama.

Your wish is granted:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/stormcat

Remember, you asked for it. :)

[publius1.livejournal.com]

Really, you'd think he'd be more punctual.

[annewashere.livejournal.com]

I know! One should get the most bang for their groundless ego-centric statement buck.

Or the movie tie-ins

[texas-tiger.livejournal.com]

2*bounce*bounce*bounce*, A Lace Odyssey

[publius1.livejournal.com]

I know I did. Mel did too.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

So... do you want the seedless grapes I bought for the party tomorrow peeled, really? Or the apples?

Re: Or the movie tie-ins

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

*inhale croissant bit*

This is twice you've done that to me in the same comment thread, Miss Tiger.

(*grin*)

Re: Or the movie tie-ins

[texas-tiger.livejournal.com]

*pats silmaril on back*

Here, have a drink of water.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm getting a bit older now, so maybe 2006 is more appropriate.

[thette.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they still look perfectly fine.

[robeli.livejournal.com]

I do believe Evan would beg to differ.

[thormation.livejournal.com]

Melodrama, eh?

Well, I *was* going to show you my boobies, but if that's your attitude, never mind...

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

You know you can always show me your man-boobs thor.