What I did over Spring Break:

[jsbowden]

Found at missysedai's Calendar and Chewing Gum Outlet:

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	pass out the pamphlets you had made up preaching the divine word of Squiknor, lord of the lemmings, who shall inherit the earth when all the non-believers are gone.
At the height of your madness, you will call	melallen
And the two of you will proceed to...	have an intense shouting match that the police will be called to over which chipmunk was Chip, and which one was Dale.
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Looks like it'll be an interesting day.