Just because...

[jsbowden]

I've posted way too much Real Fucking Content (TM) lately.

You may thank deza for this:

My age

34 How old are other lj users are compared to me:

Younger My age Older 97% 0% 3%

There are 10434 lj users the same age as me.

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Oh, and you, the Smirking Monkey across the Potomac, say nuclear. NEW-KLEER motherfucker! NEW! KLEER!

It's not that hard. Really. Two syllables, which I know is your limit and all, but these are two REALLY EASY syllables.

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[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

It's only three syllables if you have a fucked up accent or a speech impediment.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Lovely English and your lovely dipthongs.

(I'm not sure if I pronounce it with two or three syllables, but that's because I'm not sure if I pronounce "clear" with one or two syllables either. I will hit myself over the head with a very large blunt object if I ever say "nukular".

[et-alii.livejournal.com]

Jamie has lovely dipthongs? What's a dipthong (this sounds deliciously licentious)? And why would you know this? Enquiring minds and all that.

Oh, and (since Loy does not frequent this forum), Lara B. to the white courtesy phone please*.

* - At last years New Year Social, LB and I were flying out of O'Hare the same day. I found out her flight was delayed -- as was mine. So I actually pulled off the above line in real life. I don't think any of the other darkfriends at the airport noticed, but thousands of temporary O'Hare residents were privy to that little nugget.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

No flesh toned courtesy phones?! What the hell kind of courtesy is THAT?!?!?!?!

[et-alii.livejournal.com]

C'mon, mofo. Ma' sandnigga ass be flesh-toned. Yo' ass be white.

Actually...

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Thanks to my mixed heritage (I be 1/8 Injun, yo beeeotches!), I'm not quite so pale as you'd expect.

And besides, aren't you a Dot, as opposed to a Camel Jockey? (I could re-use your epithet, but really, I'm all about using as many different as is possible).

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

"Dip" can be defined as "tasty mixture or liquid into which bite-sized foods are dipped", "immerse briefly into a liquid", "go down momentarily", or even "a gymnastic exercise on the parallel bars in which the body is lowered and raised by bending and straightening the arms"

"Thong" is defined as "leather strip that forms the flexible part of a whip" or "an undergarment, also known as a G-string".

There is so much licentious material in the combination of those two, that I hardly know where to begin.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Lovely. Now I have Tim Curry saying "You have MARVELOUSLY rounded dipthongs!" running through my head on endless repeat.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Sheesh.