Just because...

[jsbowden]

I've posted way too much Real Fucking Content (TM) lately.

You may thank deza for this:

My age

34 How old are other lj users are compared to me:

Younger My age Older 97% 0% 3%

There are 10434 lj users the same age as me.

Enter age:

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Oh, and you, the Smirking Monkey across the Potomac, say nuclear. NEW-KLEER motherfucker! NEW! KLEER!

It's not that hard. Really. Two syllables, which I know is your limit and all, but these are two REALLY EASY syllables.

Comments

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

"Dip" can be defined as "tasty mixture or liquid into which bite-sized foods are dipped", "immerse briefly into a liquid", "go down momentarily", or even "a gymnastic exercise on the parallel bars in which the body is lowered and raised by bending and straightening the arms"

"Thong" is defined as "leather strip that forms the flexible part of a whip" or "an undergarment, also known as a G-string".

There is so much licentious material in the combination of those two, that I hardly know where to begin.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Lovely. Now I have Tim Curry saying "You have MARVELOUSLY rounded dipthongs!" running through my head on endless repeat.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Sheesh.