Surreality TV

I know the whole world is trying to download the Winderz 7 Beta, but I need to get updates for standalone machines in classified areas, so, can you like, maybe, oh, I don't know, RATE LIMIT the Windows 7 downloads so the rest of us can still get shit done?

I know the whole world is trying to download the Winderz 7 Beta, but I need to get updates for standalone machines in classified areas, so, can you like, maybe, oh, I don't know, RATE LIMIT the Windows 7 downloads so the rest of us can still get shit done?

Locking the front door to a house without walls.




Or, as I like to think of it, a visual metaphor for airport security theater.